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April 18, 2011

Of "Tigers Blood", "Adonis DNA" , the Epical and you.

When it comes to the past few current months of the fever over actor Charlie Sheen's rise to weird-dom, his inspired rants have made elevated him to "Messiah of Madness" status. In watching the internet, the news and in listening to casual conversation, Charlie Sheen's "Winning" strategy is good philosophy in practice, yet sloppy in execution. You see, in relation to living Epical, his "warlock" bullish ways have the right energy, but the sloppiest of execution.

The following is an open letter to pop culture and Charlie Sheen:

Dear Charlie Sheen,

We at the Church of the Epical had put these practices to pen years ago starting back in the fall of 2005. We're happy you've been able to begin an epic lifestyle of your own. Your vehemence and energy have garnered our applause. The Church has always been a proponent for self empowerment, living large as the star of your own centric epic movie, being dynamic to the point that all will take notice, and having a winning attitude. Your "rock star"/"Warlock" approach is very akin to our beliefs in the inner real life super hero. Perhaps you may have read these missives in the past and had been inspired? If so, we at the Church have taken notice. Well done. Were we to meet, I would ordain you a high priest of the Epical Order. With a little refinement, you may transcend from shtick to an actual believable practice. We can guide you on your path.

That said, if you, reader of this, were one to be bemused or inspired by Mr. Sheen's words and antics, then perhaps it's time you took the next step and perused the structure and organized thoughts and philosophies of the Church of the Epical. Where within, you just may find that "winning" isn't something you say, it's something you do. To do that, it must be learned and that knowledge is found here. Come one, come all, learn to unleash your inner super hero, rock star, super star or anti hero. Learn to act on your greatest desires and successfully implement a true winning lifestyle. What lies within your mind can be unlocked here and brought to fruition. Live as large as you like through Epicalism. Be Epic. Here are the guidelines to a fantastic life and that life can begin today!

In the future, the Church will be more interactive and hands on with the world as we prepare the upcoming Church of the Epical Youtube Channel, so that you may grow epical from your very own homes and watch the philosophies that are inspiring many.

Posted by Darkstar at April 18, 2011 11:41 AM

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