April 18, 2011

Of "Tigers Blood", "Adonis DNA" , the Epical and you.

When it comes to the past few current months of the fever over actor Charlie Sheen's rise to weird-dom, his inspired rants have made elevated him to "Messiah of Madness" status. In watching the internet, the news and in listening to casual conversation, Charlie Sheen's "Winning" strategy is good philosophy in practice, yet sloppy in execution. You see, in relation to living Epical, his "warlock" bullish ways have the right energy, but the sloppiest of execution.

The following is an open letter to pop culture and Charlie Sheen:

Dear Charlie Sheen,

We at the Church of the Epical had put these practices to pen years ago starting back in the fall of 2005. We're happy you've been able to begin an epic lifestyle of your own. Your vehemence and energy have garnered our applause. The Church has always been a proponent for self empowerment, living large as the star of your own centric epic movie, being dynamic to the point that all will take notice, and having a winning attitude. Your "rock star"/"Warlock" approach is very akin to our beliefs in the inner real life super hero. Perhaps you may have read these missives in the past and had been inspired? If so, we at the Church have taken notice. Well done. Were we to meet, I would ordain you a high priest of the Epical Order. With a little refinement, you may transcend from shtick to an actual believable practice. We can guide you on your path.

That said, if you, reader of this, were one to be bemused or inspired by Mr. Sheen's words and antics, then perhaps it's time you took the next step and perused the structure and organized thoughts and philosophies of the Church of the Epical. Where within, you just may find that "winning" isn't something you say, it's something you do. To do that, it must be learned and that knowledge is found here. Come one, come all, learn to unleash your inner super hero, rock star, super star or anti hero. Learn to act on your greatest desires and successfully implement a true winning lifestyle. What lies within your mind can be unlocked here and brought to fruition. Live as large as you like through Epicalism. Be Epic. Here are the guidelines to a fantastic life and that life can begin today!

In the future, the Church will be more interactive and hands on with the world as we prepare the upcoming Church of the Epical Youtube Channel, so that you may grow epical from your very own homes and watch the philosophies that are inspiring many.

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January 30, 2011

Philosophies of Bliss: Sex as a weapon II- The Consequences.

Oh the tangled webs we weave when we sexually relieve.

Today, he returned to his kingdom, a broken monarch. No longer can he wield his golden staff and cause shock and awe. No longer can he amaze the masses like a wizard as his magic wand can no longer perform his mystical feats of the spectacular. He has fallen. He is broken. The masses no longer flock to him. He is a mere shadow of his past glory at such a young age.

He's Tiger Woods, the man who had it all, but let the weapon, ex, shoot him down. Two children and a lovely wife. This was his reward. A family. Now, after his "sex addiction", he is shamed, tarnished and cannot grasp the glory and skill he once had. Worse yet? She took half of the kingdom with her when she left.

Oh Tiger, it's not even the fact that you had these urges, but the outline of your life was what set yourself up for a fall. Had you not played the "goodling" wholesome lad, route, not married Elin and had kids and played your game as a great golfer who likes to womanize, then maybe you'd be on the path you were meant for. Unfortunately, you got too close to the flame and got burned.

We've discussed how sex can be used as a weapon, but this is worse. This is sex as a self destructive explosive. It went off in his face and blew his happiness and success to smithereens. When prior discussed, sex and love are the final reward after the ultimate goal has been reached. Yes, he had reached that goal, but I'm here to now elaborate on the structure of the rewarded sex so as not to have the Epicalist fall down a torrid path.

When Eliot Spitzer was Governor of New York, the scandal broke that he was spending $100,000 a year on hookers. The main squeeze, Ashley Dupree in the end was the wind that blew down his house of cards and shamed him out of office.

John Edwards was thought to be a great candidate for the White House, yet the scandal of an extramarital affair ripped his name to shreds. After the affair was outed, he returned to his wife's side as that's what one must do in the public eye, until she died of cancer. Shortly after her death, he proposed to his mistress. He should never think of running for any office again.

Here are my points:
a) If you're going to be sexually promiscuous, don't choose noble professions. Noble can't be Epical, because we seek excitement, not the boring and stodgy. Epicalists are hedonistic. You cannot be a hedonist and follow any path that does not support your delicious yet "sinful" ways. Remember, a lot of Epical philosophy is against the grain of mainstream thought. Unless you are prepared to deal with the fallout from the societal ground zero explosion, don't set yourself up for an imminent failure.

b)Epicalists have a redefined sense of good and evil. As long as you've reached your goals and are living a fabulous grand Epical lifestyle, you shouldn't be hindering your self image with scandal. Avoid scandal at all costs unless you have engineered or mastered a way to gain from it. Late "King Of Pop", Michael Jackson was a great believer in "there's no better press than bad press" and constantly engineered and concocted stories and images to make the world think he was bonkers. The hyperbaric chamber, the Elephant Man's bones... all these were stories to keep his name in the press. Others emulate that today. Why else would a singer attend an award show in a dress, bag and shoes made of raw meat?

c) If you seek the Epical Dynamic Mental Attitude (EDMA) way of life, you think on a grand scale, but you would most likely be heading down a path of self gratification and glorification. This means your main goal is to be as amazing as you can be. You want to astonish yourself, showering your person with nothing but sheer awesome. There is no room for nobility, but there is room for honor.

d) If you choose this lifestyle, and you’ve reached your main objective goals in life, when you reap your sexual and relationship rewards for your hard work, you should have your sexual situation geared comfortably to your lifestyle. Be devoted to your life partner, unless you’ve established an open relationship or a relationship or lifestyle where no matter what you do with your sexual life, you will have no scandalous entanglements. Basically, if you’re going to be a dog or a bitch, then make damned sure that it will not tarnish or hinder your reputation. Moreover, you should be hoping it enhances your image somehow.

Live free. Die happy. Never want to say “I should have”.

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